5. Dave Martinez
The former Rays outfielder is now a bench coach for Tampa Bay Rays, and his beard is an easy indication as to why any team would want to hire him to their staff. Combine that with the fact that the beard makes him look like a Cuban drug dealer (especially when his shades are in full effect) and you’ve got the perfect argument to put him at number 5 on our list
4. Brett Keisel
This Pittsburgh Steelers’ beard speaks for itself. I mean literally….I would not be surprised if his beard started talking. It’s phenomenal. It has its own Facebook page and Twitter page, so go Google it and start following right now.
3. Paul Mara
You know your beard is bad-a when you can’t even see your mouth anymore. This Canadiens’ defenseman has a beard that men across the globe dream about. It legitimately looks like there is a wig on his face, which puts him at number 3 on our list.
2. Brian Wilson
Ah, Brian Wilson. Not only is he a former LSU Tiger, but he’s grown to national fame not only for his amazing performance in last years MLB playoffs, but for a beard that makes him look like a man among boys. The legend of Brian Wilson’s beard puts him at number 2.
And finally…..
1. Kimbo Slice
First, if you have not seen Kimbo Slice’s street fight YouTube videos than stop reading this right now and go watch them. You will have your life changed. This street fighter/MMA wanna-be has a beard that is known around the world. At one point he was homeless (if you couldn’t tell by his beard) and through popping a guys eyeball like a grape in a fight, he became a YouTube legend (and eventually rich). This beard is not only full, bushy, and mean-looking but it’s got a history/legend to it that no one else can touch. This is the meanest beard in sports my friends.
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