10 Best Beards In Sports Today (Part 1)

A beard is like a bar mitzvah; it’s a man’s passageway to manhood. So rightfully so, the sporting world is filled with more beards than a strip club. But only the beardiest of beards stand above all others, and that’s what this list will pay homage too. Let’s start out with #10:



10. Drew Gooden

Drew Gooden has bounced around more locker rooms than a Kardashian, but through it all his beard has stayed strong enough to put him at number 10. I mean….look at the picture.


9. Johnny Damon

Oh good ole’ Johnny Appleseed (Yes, I just made up that nickname for him). Famous for his days as a Red Sox All-Star, Johnny Damon has a beard that most lumberjacks dream about which puts him at number 9 on our list. Bravo Johnny….bravo.


8. Jose Bautista

Jose Bautista has a beard that makes his Dominican countrymen screaming “ole!”. Could it be steroids not only giving him the power to bang out homeruns like a frat boy at his little sisters high school graduation party, but also the power to grow such a bodacious beard? Maybe, but who cares, because it’s tight as crap.


7. Baron Davis

I think what puts Baron Davis ahead of the others on this list is the fact that he’s kinda chubby and round like a marshmallow, and we all know from watching Rick Ross live life, that the bigger you are, the tighter your beard is. This puts Baron Davis at number 7 on our list.


6. James Harden

Somewhat of a new face to the bearding world, James Harden makes his beard lovable purely by playing next to Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant who faces are barer than a Janet Jackson breast at the Super Bowl. His beard brings a thickness and aura that puts him at #6 on our list.


That’s it for our list today. Check back in soon to see who gets crowned “Best Beard in Sports”.

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